Man trapped inside pair of skinny fit jeans

A 32-YEAR-OLD man has spent the last three hours trapped inside a pair of super-skinny.

Chicago alligator stakeout snaps shut after professional catches reptile

CHICAGO (Reuters) – An elusive alligator residing in a Chicago lagoon was caught early on.

Office worker having lovely day off in office

AN office worker has taken a much needed day off for rest and relaxation within.

‘Best day ever!’ Internet pokes fun at Mexico’s finance minister grim-faced job acceptance

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – Mexico’s Arturo Herrera looks grim in a viral video in which.

How to justify your long-haul holiday to your socially conscious friends

SPENDING thousands on a fancy summer holiday but worried about being looked down on by.

The longest toilet break? Belgian sits for five days in bid for record

OSTEND, Belgium (Reuters) – A Belgian man sat on a toilet for nearly five days.

Woman who asked for ‘civilised’ hen do realises she’s made a terrible mistake

A WOMAN who told friends organising her hen do that she did not want anything.

Sneakers give art a run for its money at first-of-a-kind Sotheby’s auction

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Move over Monet. Nike is hot on your heels. Sotheby’s in.

who is the most evil?

FOR unspecified reasons, the Duchess of Sussex and human rights lawyer Amal Clooney are the.

Later alligator: Chicago wants scaly resident out of local lagoon

CHICAGO (Reuters) – An alligator has taken up residence in a Chicago lagoon, surprising locals.

The middle class family’s guide to working class holiday resorts

EVEN the most middle class families sometimes have no choice but to visit a horrendous.

How to use a public toilet without sitting on it

DOES the idea of placing your bare buttocks where a stranger’s bare buttocks have been.

Married couple can’t remember last time they had threesome

RESTAURANT customers have told waiters not to waste their time asking if they would like.

Rough family appear to have moved sofa onto street permanently

A FAMILY who moved their sofa outside their house during last weekend’s hot weather appear.

Lithuanian couple defends world wife-carrying championship title

Vytautas Kirkliauskas of Lithuania carries his wife Neringa Kirkliauskiene as they compete during the Wife.

Wedding band decides time is right for one of their own songs

HAVING a garden party? Keen on maximising aggravation to your neighbours? Here’s how:  Make the.

No one cares what song is stuck in your head, Britons told

NOBODY is remotely interested in hearing about what song you have stuck in your head,.

What sort of no-deal Brexit idiot are you?

ARE you one of those people who’s decided to ignore every Brexit problem and just.

Flight crew restrains ‘God’ aboard Delta flight, returns to Puerto Rico

FILE PHOTO: Delta airlines logo is seen inside of the Commodore Arturo Merino Benitez International.

Your guide to doing a drunk supermarket shop

DO you sometimes go to the supermarket under the influence of too much alcohol? Here’s.

Stowaway falls from plane over London, narrowly missing sunbather

LONDON (Reuters) – The body of a suspected stowaway fell hundreds of metres from a.

Man ‘babysitting’ his children while wife ‘meets friend for coffee’

A COUPLE looking through a book of baby names have complained that it includes unacceptable.

New parents find time for what they love as long as it can be done asleep on toilet

EVERY noise emanating from the kitchen from furiously clinking cutlery to irately closed cupboards is.

Feeling the heat? Estonian takes his sauna on the road, literally

TALLINN (Reuters) – A lot of Europe has felt like a sauna this month, which.

Nostalgic Glastonbury TV viewer wistfully pisses in bottle

A MAN who has become too old to go to Glastonbury is watching the highlights.

Cricket: Busy bees interrupt South Africa and Sri Lanka … again

Cricket – ICC Cricket World Cup – Sri Lanka v South Africa – Emirates Riverside,.

Johnson or Corbyn – who would be the worst company?

DUE to a hospitality mix-up, you’ve invited either prime-minister-in-waiting Boris Johnson or prime-minister-in-exile Jeremy Corbyn.

Are you sh*t at your job or is it all a Remainer plot?

YOUR mistakes have cost your employer thousands, you’re on your final written warning and everyone.

Entire office rendered unable to work by knowledge of cake in kitchen

AN entire floor of staff was unable to work for close to an hour because.

Johnson pledges tax cut for unicorn breeders

BORIS Johnson has vowed to slash taxes for Britain’s hard-pressed unicorn breeders. Source Tweet

‘Close doors’ button on lift does f*ck all, admits engineer

A LIFT engineer has confirmed that the ‘close doors’ button does absolutely f*ck all.  .

Walking in same direction after saying goodbye ‘most stressful thing possible’

WALKING in the same direction as someone after you have already said goodbye is the.