Odd f**ker takes three-seater sofa to himself in packed cafe

AN odd-looking fucker has commandeered an entire four-seater table for himself in an absolutely rammed.

To kiss pope’s hand – or not – enters the Catholic culture wars

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) – – To kiss the ring on the pope’s hand or not.

Prince Charles defects to Cuba

THE Prince of Wales has announced he is leaving Britain to become the new monarch.

Uri Geller urges mass-telepathy against Brexit

FILE PHOTO: Uri Geller poses for a photograph in Jaffa, next to Tel Aviv, Israel.

Five incredibly annoying names to call yourself if you’re too hip for ‘Godparent’

ARE you too cool to be a godparent, so are insisting on a special name.

Nan afraid that news of Royal baby will get lost in all this Brexit nonsense

A GRANDMOTHER is concerned that all the Brexit nonsense constantly on the news might overshadow.

How to tell if someone is lying about London being a good place to live

DO you have a friend who claims to love living in London but who you.

Unclothed man displays more than art in Moscow gallery stroll: RIA

MOSCOW (Reuters) – A man stripped down to skimpy underwear and took a stroll through.

May loads Skoda Yeti with bogroll at Belgian hypermarket

THERESA May has been stockpiling toilet paper during her latest trip to Brussels. With no-deal.

Roman remains unearthed near famous Lisbon restaurant

A view of a skull from an ancient Roman cemetery with 2000-year-old skeletons and various.

Fitness tracker just a stupidly expensive albatross around man’s wrist

A MAN’S fitness-tracking wristwatch has become the absolute bane of his life, he has admitted..

Lion on the lam locked-up in South African jail

CAPE TOWN (Reuters) – A young lion captured after being on the run for almost.

Non-driver slams passenger door so hard it destroys car

A NON-DRIVER has slammed the passenger door of their friend’s car so hard that the.

Hit by an arrow, mobile phone dies saving Australian man

A supplied image obtained March 13, 2019 of a mobile phone pierced by an arrow..

How to exercise when you f**king hate exercise

EXERCISE is hell, but a growing body of medical opinion links not exercising with getting.

Hip hop best bet for a cheese that will please: Swiss study

BURGDORF, Switzerland (Reuters) – Exposing cheese to round-the-clock music could give it more flavor and.

Are you clinging to your job by a thread?

JOBS. We all need them, but some of us are shit at them and may.

German yachtsman inflates trousers to survive 3 hours in sea

WELLINGTON (Reuters) – Knocked overboard in rough seas off New Zealand, a German yachtsman credited.

Hairdresser’s opinions increasingly dodgy

A MAN’S haircut ended just moments before he would have been forced to agree with.

Painting sow Pigcasso hogs the limelight at South Africa farm

Step aside Francis Bacon. Source Tweet

The life and times of a Brexiter who shouts at TV cameras outside Parliament

HELLO, I’m one of those men who shouts a lot outside of Parliament whenever I.

Pungent ‘J-Queen’ durians sell for $1,000 in Indonesia

JAKARTA (Reuters) – An Indonesian variety of the durian – a pungent, spiky fruit considered.

How the f**k is this a ‘cake’? ask dieters

PEOPLE on diets are wondering how flattened pieces of shrivelled matter can possibly be called.

NFL: Fans in St. Louis can flush away anger at Kroenke

(Reuters) – Three years after leaving St. Louis for the glamor of Tinseltown, the Rams.

Tory party ‘could be down to 16 people without the racists’

ANY attempt to clamp down on prejudiced attitudes in the Conservative Party could mean the.

UK town battens down the hatches for crazy ‘royal’ football game

Players fight for the ball during the annual Shrovetide football match in Ashbourne, Britain March.

Couple plan fun wedding with strict non-negotiable rules

A COUPLE who want a carefree, relaxed wedding everyone can enjoy also have a stringent.

Mooing, no booing for roller-skating Spanish farmer with a dream

Cattle breeder Pablo Pato practices his skills inside his stable in Llanuces, Spain, February 27,.

45-year-old man has been going through midlife crisis for 20 years

A 45-YEAR-OLD has confirmed that he has been going through his midlife crisis since around.

Memories made of this: USB stick found in frozen seal poo

(Reuters) – Scientists in New Zealand say they have found a USB memory stick containing.

Hungover beat Still Pissed in Sunday league game

HUNGOVER has narrowly beaten Still Pissed From Last Night in a hotly contested Sunday league.

Greek minister caught taking a puff tells EU official to butt out

ATHENS (Reuters) – Greece’s deputy health minister has told the European Union’s top health official.