Category: Humour
Is Liverpool’s comeback the most irritating of all time?
LIVERPOOL’S unbelievable comeback to beat Barcelona four-nil yesterday was intensely irritating for most of Britain..
Tanzania plans cable car for Mount Kilimanjaro
DAR ES SALAAM (Reuters) – Tanzania wants to boost tourist numbers by putting a cable.
How to build your baby bullshit bunker
THE Daily Mash presents a step-by-step guide to hiding out until the madness has passed..
What will happen to Britain’s ice-cream vans? A five point guide
THE traditional ice-cream van and the double threat it brings to school gates – diesel.
Nobody trusts couple who do everything together
A COUPLE who spend all their free time together enjoying the same things have ‘something.
‘Thou shall not gossip’, Pope tells hairdressers
FILE PHOTO: Pope Francis presides over the Via Crucis (Way of the Cross) torchlight procession.
Your guide to using the toilets at work like a ninja
DO you mean what you say on Twitter or are you just writing attention-seeking bollocks.
Beast from the east: Indian soldiers reckon they’ve found Yeti footprints
NEW DELHI (Reuters) – Mountaineers from the Indian army on a expedition in Nepal have.
Mumsnet admits it is also the Illuminati
THE parenting website Mumsnet has revealed that it is actually a front for the shadowy.
Romania’s witches harness the powers of the web
MOGOSOAIA, Romania (Reuters) – “Repeat after me! To be together with who I want,” a.
The highlights of the 2019 stag and hen season
THE carnival and revelry of another stag and hen do season is almost upon us,.
Beast from the east – Indian mountaineers reckon they’ve found Yeti footprints
NEW DELHI (Reuters) – Mountaineers from the Indian army on a expedition in Nepal have.
A guide to who the f**k’s who in the latest Avengers thing
THE superhero event movie of the decade is here, but who the fuck are all.
Girlfriend putting copper jelly moulds on kitchen wall like a f**king looney
RESEARCH recommending limiting childrens’ screen time is paid for by manufacturers of traditional wooden rocking.
Stairs still nation’s favourite place to put things
A NATIONWIDE survey has found that Britons still love to have stuff piled up on.
A supporters’ guide to enduring the London Marathon
BEHIND every runner in this weekend’s London Marathon are at least 15 people sick to.
Five techniques for fitting that f**k off massive burger in your mouth
HAVE you ordered a burger so huge and loaded with dripping cheese that you have.
Man pretending to enjoy cigar
A MAN is doing his level best to convince onlookers he is enjoying smoking a.
The bellend’s guide to winning the Lottery
IF you win the Lottery it’s traditional to make a series of terrible life decisions.
Penguin launches Marvel-style ‘Penguin Universe’
PUBLISHING house Penguin is attempting to cash in on the success of Marvel by claiming.
‘Donate Notre Dame money to different charity’ says man who has never donated to anything
A MAN who has never given money to charity has decided there are worthier causes.
Millennials cosplaying as homeowners
A NEW form of cosplay encourages millennials to dress up as homeowners. Across the UK.
Woman gets fancy Easter egg instead of the bucket of Flakes she wanted
A WOMAN has been let down by her boyfriend’s gift of a small, expensive dark.
How to train properly for the London marathon
YOU’VE broken in your trainers, you’ve learnt the meaning of iliotibial band, now as the.
Protesting is latest fad for middle class people who want to be different
MIDDLE CLASS people will spend the summer protesting about things to prove they are not.
Londoner stunned to find all other Londoners also leaving London for weekend
POSH sourdough bread is the same as normal bread but the baker has told it.
Workers save dog spotted more than 100 miles off Thailand coast
REUTERS (April 17) – A Thai animal rescue group welcomed a dog who was rescued.
Jesus’s guide to having a better Easter than him
HI. My first Easter wasn’t a barrel of laughs, but nowadays there are lots of.
Thieves pinch rifles as Kenyan police watch Champions League football
NAIROBI (Reuters) – The temptation to watch UEFA Champions League quarter-finals football on TV both.
Are you in a sham marriage or is your marriage a sham?
SHAM marriages are usually done to secure citizenship in the UK and are illegal, while.
Working class man reckons someone called ‘Annunziata Rees-Mogg’ is on his side
A WORKING class man actually believes that someone called Annunziata Rees-Mogg relates to him and.
Couples who buy each other Easter eggs told to grow up
COUPLES who buy each other Easter eggs need to grow the fuck up, relationship experts.