Boris is such a liar, says Gove

A WOMAN who tells her partner she ‘doesn’t mind’ where they go out for dinner is full of shit, it has been confirmed.

Despite claiming to be ‘easy’ about whether to have Italian, Chinese or perhaps even French food, Donna Sheridan always has a secret preference set in stone.

Sheridan’s partner Martin Bishop said: “When Donna says she doesn’t mind, it means she has one very specific place she wants to go to, and the game is about to begin.

“She won’t just say ‘I definitely want Thai food’, so the easiest thing would be to suggest every restaurant in a 40-mile radius until we get to the one she wants by a laborious process of elimination.”

Sheridan said: “I really don’t mind where we eat. And if we go to the ‘wrong’ place I definitely won’t sit there with a palpable sense of disappointment, eating my food very slowly in a passive-aggressive way.”

Sheridan also stated that she is cool with either driving or getting a cab, although she is very much not cool with one of the options and will reveal which when they are already on their way.

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