Is Liverpool’s comeback the most irritating of all time? 

LIVERPOOL’S unbelievable comeback to beat Barcelona four-nil yesterday was intensely irritating for most of Britain. But was it the most irritating of all time? Check out the contenders: 

Liverpool v AC Milan, 2005

Liverpool’s last infuriating comeback won them the bloody cup and meant they could put another bloody gold star on their replica bloody strips, the wankers. Bloody good game though. 

England’s World Cup Run, 2018

Just as English fans had finally faced up to the team being crap, laughable and doomed to shameful failure, they ruin everyone’s summer plans by gallingly being decent again, the fuckers. Now we’ll hope and that’s the last thing we wanted. 

The Stone Roses, 2012

The return of the baggy-trousered Mancunians got the nation in a frenzy to see them play their limited repertoire which you couldn’t hear because twats sang along to everything, even the guitar solos. Bonus: mostly the same twats as the Liverpool and United comebacks above. 

Wispa Gold, 2009

We wanted Wispa back, not its sickly caramel-leaking brother. Fuck off. 

Source

more recommended stories

  • Duvets discarded, cushions thrown at Japan’s Pillow Fighting Championship

    ITO, Shizuoka Prefecture, Japan (Reuters) –.

  • ‘My only consolation is that whoever follows me will be far worse’

    by Theresa May A GREAT many.

  • Polish sextuplets surprise parents and doctors expecting five

    A nurse checks an incubator at.

  • Wife who agreed to share bottle of wine only drinks one glass again

    A WIFE who keeps agreeing to.

  • Cambodia’s royal oxen predict plentiful rice harvest amid EU tariffs

    Cambodia’s royal oxen eat during a.

  • Tory MPs begin search for vaguely competent bastard

    A FRIEND has actually written a.

  • Belgian monks resurrect brewery after two century break

    GRIMBERGEN, Belgium (Reuters) – Belgian monks.

  • Are you sexually promiscuous enough at work?

    ARE you worried that you’ve slept.

  • Eiffel Tower evacuated after climber scales monument

    An unidentified man climbs the Eiffel.

  • Colleges offer Level 5 NVQ in changing a duvet cover

    COLLEGES keen to equip students with.

  • Women do walk of shame to hen night

    A GROUP of women have been.

  • Raven chicks in the Tower ward off prophecy of doom for Brexit Britain

    Tower of London Ravenmaster Chris Skaife.

  • Five ways to join in the leg-washing ‘debate’ even though it’s idiotic

    MANY people have admitted they don’t.

  • Take or pay: Belgian ex-king faces paternity fines

    Belgian artist Delphine Boel and her.

  • How to know when to give the f**k up on something

    DO YOU, like Theresa May bringing.

  • Professional Northerner oddly reluctant to meet other Northerners

    A MAN who never shuts up.

  • Mum tells kids she wrote ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’

    A MOTHER has admitted telling her.

  • Google search confirms man has bubonic plague

    A MAN with a slight cough.

  • Middle-class family struggling to outdo themselves

    AN extremely middle-class family are struggling.

  • Will anything happen in tonight’s Game of Thrones?

    WITH only two episodes left of.

  • Which fire pit knobhead are you?

    THE new cool place to be.

  • Stop bugging him: Philippine leader brushes off finger-sized pest

    MANILA (Reuters) – Philippine President Rodrigo.

  • Five ways to stop climate change if they weren’t such a pain in the arse

    WITH catastrophic climate change on its.

  • Australia’s central bank takes ‘responsibilty’ for note typo

    SYDNEY (Reuters) – Millions of A$50.

  • Tanzania plans cable car for Mount Kilimanjaro

    DAR ES SALAAM (Reuters) – Tanzania.

  • How to build your baby bullshit bunker

    THE Daily Mash presents a step-by-step.

  • What will happen to Britain’s ice-cream vans? A five point guide

    THE traditional ice-cream van and the.

  • Nobody trusts couple who do everything together

    A COUPLE who spend all their.

  • ‘Thou shall not gossip’, Pope tells hairdressers

    FILE PHOTO: Pope Francis presides over.

  • Your guide to using the toilets at work like a ninja

    DO you mean what you say.

  • Beast from the east: Indian soldiers reckon they’ve found Yeti footprints

    NEW DELHI (Reuters) – Mountaineers from.

  • Mumsnet admits it is also the Illuminati

    THE parenting website Mumsnet has revealed.