A FRIEND has actually written a personal message on the gift bag containing her pal’s birthday present, confirming herself to be a a total arsehole.
Emma Bradford scribbled ‘Happy 40th Jo, best friends forever xxx’ across the bag’s attached label, guaranteeing that the £3 bag from Clinton Cards can never be used again.
Recipient Joanna Kramer said: “It was a gold shiny one as well. Heartbreaking.
“The moment I saw that gift bag, carefully unfolded and without a single dent that couldn’t be smoothed, I had big plans for it. I was about to thank Emma then I saw the writing and I went cold.
“Everyone knows that most of the time getting a free gift bag to re-use at your leisure is better than the actual gift itself. Especially when the gift is an awful piece of personalised word art that can’t even go back to the shop.
“Not only did she write in the label but she put kisses across the actual bag too. I mean what kind of evil bastard does that?
“Emma’s out of my life for good. Now I’ve got to find a new friend called Jo aged 39 or under so this bag doesn’t go to waste.”