Will anything happen in tonight’s Game of Thrones?

WITH only two episodes left of Game of Thrones, surely tonight’s won’t be like last week’s where roughly bugger all happened? Take our quiz to find out. 

Is it the last episode? 

A) No but it’s the penultimate episode, that’s a big deal, so it won’t just be a series of two-handers between different characters like an overlong episode of EastEnders. Not this week.

B) No, come to think of it. So it’ll be like all the other episodes except the big battle this season.

Are there loads more minor characters to be written out? 

A) Maybe a few, but surely they’ll be written out with thrilling deaths rather than a series of half-hearted farewells as they wander off to an empty, largely peaceful Westeros.

B) Er… that knight, that sea captain, the pirate, him who liked her off Hollyoaks, Jerome Flynn, a snake woman… loads of them. So that’s what they’ll do this week.

Have they got any idea how to end this? 

A) Definitely. And they won’t put it off.

B) No. So they’ll put it off.

ANSWERS

Mostly As: As one of those people who watches Thronecast, reads the recaps and tweets breathlessly about it, you will claim something has happened even if nothing has, so yes.

Mostly Bs: Probably not, but maybe near the end?

Source

more recommended stories

  • Dog decides which owner he’d eat if he really had to

    SIX weeks is longer than you.

  • Five incredibly stupid opinions that will get you a standing ovation in the pub

    DO you fancy being being popular.

  • Teenager fails to include word ‘legit’ in text message

    A TEENAGER has committed a terrible.

  • Colombian caught in Spain with cocaine under toupee

    A man poses with a drug.

  • Man trapped inside pair of skinny fit jeans

    A 32-YEAR-OLD man has spent the.

  • Chicago alligator stakeout snaps shut after professional catches reptile

    CHICAGO (Reuters) – An elusive alligator.

  • Office worker having lovely day off in office

    AN office worker has taken a.

  • ‘Best day ever!’ Internet pokes fun at Mexico’s finance minister grim-faced job acceptance

    MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – Mexico’s Arturo.

  • How to justify your long-haul holiday to your socially conscious friends

    SPENDING thousands on a fancy summer.

  • The longest toilet break? Belgian sits for five days in bid for record

    OSTEND, Belgium (Reuters) – A Belgian.

  • Woman who asked for ‘civilised’ hen do realises she’s made a terrible mistake

    A WOMAN who told friends organising.

  • Sneakers give art a run for its money at first-of-a-kind Sotheby’s auction

    NEW YORK (Reuters) – Move over.

  • who is the most evil?

    FOR unspecified reasons, the Duchess of.

  • Later alligator: Chicago wants scaly resident out of local lagoon

    CHICAGO (Reuters) – An alligator has.

  • The middle class family’s guide to working class holiday resorts

    EVEN the most middle class families.

  • How to use a public toilet without sitting on it

    DOES the idea of placing your.

  • Married couple can’t remember last time they had threesome

    RESTAURANT customers have told waiters not.

  • Rough family appear to have moved sofa onto street permanently

    A FAMILY who moved their sofa.

  • Lithuanian couple defends world wife-carrying championship title

    Vytautas Kirkliauskas of Lithuania carries his.

  • Wedding band decides time is right for one of their own songs

    HAVING a garden party? Keen on.

  • No one cares what song is stuck in your head, Britons told

    NOBODY is remotely interested in hearing.

  • What sort of no-deal Brexit idiot are you?

    ARE you one of those people.

  • Flight crew restrains ‘God’ aboard Delta flight, returns to Puerto Rico

    FILE PHOTO: Delta airlines logo is.

  • Your guide to doing a drunk supermarket shop

    DO you sometimes go to the.

  • Stowaway falls from plane over London, narrowly missing sunbather

    LONDON (Reuters) – The body of.

  • Man ‘babysitting’ his children while wife ‘meets friend for coffee’

    A COUPLE looking through a book.

  • New parents find time for what they love as long as it can be done asleep on toilet

    EVERY noise emanating from the kitchen.

  • Feeling the heat? Estonian takes his sauna on the road, literally

    TALLINN (Reuters) – A lot of.

  • Nostalgic Glastonbury TV viewer wistfully pisses in bottle

    A MAN who has become too.

  • Cricket: Busy bees interrupt South Africa and Sri Lanka … again

    Cricket – ICC Cricket World Cup.

  • Johnson or Corbyn – who would be the worst company?

    DUE to a hospitality mix-up, you’ve.

  • Are you sh*t at your job or is it all a Remainer plot?

    YOUR mistakes have cost your employer.