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The world feels like it's burning. Treat yourself to some pleasure.
The world feels like it’s burning. Treat yourself to some pleasure.

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Being trapped in our homes all the time is doing lots of weird things to us. I just bought a shirt that says “Someone in New York loves me” because I thought it was so dumb and I couldn’t stop laughing. Aside from causing us to make questionable purchases, social distancing is making people incredibly horny.

Sex toy sales have skyrocketed since cities have temporarily instituted social distancing rules. The New York City Health Department dutifully informed citizens that we are our own safest sex partners and people we live with are the next safest bet. Couples and singles alike are stocking up on toys to spice up their isolation sex lives. 

Sex toys can be pretty pricey, and with job losses and uncertainty, we’re trying to save money wherever we can. Luckily, sex toy shops know they’re in high demand right now and are running deals so you can score discounts on some fun sex life boosters.

Get your isolation freak on with sex toys on sale

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Lovehoney is offering up to 70% off select items plus an additional 10% off sale right now. Whether you’re a sex toy aficionado or you’re looking to dip your toes in, Lovehoney has something to catch your eye. And with the sale, prices are not going to break the bank — you can snag a simple bullet vibrator for only $4.50

Get your isolation freak on with sex toys on sale

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Adam & Eve isn’t having a huge sale, but if you spend more than $17 — which is not hard to do — you’ll get a free gift with purchase. Just mark the box at checkout and you’ll receive a mystery DVD or sex toy. You also get free shipping if you spend more than $59 — just enter code 59SHIP.

Get your isolation freak on with sex toys on sale

LELO is rewarding you for staying home by offering discounts on some of its bestsellers. Grab a clitoral massager, prostate massager, vibrator, or male masturbator and get free shipping.

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