It Is Probably Not The White Sox’s Year

Photo: Nuccio DiNuzzo (Getty)

Let’s check in on the Chicago White Sox:

Uh huh.

Oh boy.

On the face of it, it seems bad that MLB will for the first time in its history have to consider activating its “contingency plan” for how to continue operating a franchise after a disaster. But the future is extremely bright for the White Sox, who by 2020 should have most if not all of their players under contract actually healthy enough to play baseball.

Disclosure: The author of this piece has not been provided Gordon Beckham’s used footwear by the Chicago White Sox, nor has he been sent a Hawk Harrelson alarm clock by a White Sox enthusiast. His opinions are his own.

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